Wednesday, 3 February 2010

Legion (3/10)

I had to catch this while I was in Singapore last weekend, after knowing the fact that Brunei had decided to ban it. Not that I'm surprised, but wasn't happy that they pulled it off one day before it was supposed to be shown.Worse was, I could have watched so many other movies that were out in Singapore, like The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus or It's Complicated. Because anything else (except Did You Know About The Morgans?) would have been better.What killed this was the script, the dialogue. Everything uttered was either shit or close to shit. Again I had to wonder, who wrote those lines and thought they could get away with them. So after having a quick check on IMDb, Scott Stewart, writer and director of Legion, is another one of those visual effects guy jumping into a bigger, more important role that he just wasn't capable of handling. (Reminds me so much of Eragon and realising that's one movie I'll never forgive. I pity the actors involved in that, especially Joss Stone.) Just like how I pity Dennis Quaid for his mentality of "just keep doing as many as one can because hey, something's got to be good".The storytelling and the storyline were also shit. It's just another way of making a zombie movie, and a bad one at that. So what if the special effects were good? Everything else wasn't.

5 comments:

  1. Exactly. "So what if the effects were good? Everything else wasn't." Kinda sums up Transformers. Somehow you were able to consider the effects in Transformers enough to call it the best movie of that year.....

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  2. But you are right about Legion. Easily one of the worse movies I have seen in recent times. The previous movie which caused me to feel this way was The Last Legion. Makes me think that perhaps I should avoid the next movie with the word Legion in it.Anyway, I only visited your website because you had subtly prompted me to.

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  3. First of all, there's no shame in visiting this blog. Difference between Transformers and this was, Transformers's effects were fantastic, everything else was great. Read my Transformers review, how is it the same as this one?

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  4. Difference is not in your review but in the facts. Everything was NOT great about Transformers. Acting was mediocre (Megan was totally sh*t, in fact). Script was overly mundane and without inspiration. Story was, well, seriously did anyone not see the ending coming?Hahaha, okay, let's not carry on the discussion. It will never end. Besides, I just happen to have a little more free time on my hands at the moment, so don't mind me.

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  5. Fact. It entertained me. Fact. I enjoyed it immensely. And i did point out why, and why not for Legion. As for Megan Fox, read my review for Ho To Lose Friends And Alienate People. read my email yet? get on with it since you have so much free time.

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